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We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink ( Read more... )

Being included makes me feel like a puppet: strung along, dependent, used.

And I need solutions more permanent than alcohol.

Who wants to participate in a fun game? This would be ideal while drinking ( Read more... )

Last night I was at Ryan's, and here are some of the more interesting shots I had:

"The Dirty Mouth"

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Dogs
first draft

Barking dogs were at school today
followed by men with garbage bags
and guns

Which reminds me of when I first read
drug-sniffing dog      in the Guinness Book of World Records 1994 ( Read more... )

BETH!  Your uncle is smoking pot;  I can smell it!